'Hood Robin and his Scary Men' . A Pantomime for our Time...
"HOOD ROBIN AND HIS SCARY MEN" LIST OF CHARACTERS: Hood Robin The most successful banker of all time Friar TaxFree The world's biggest expert on tax avoidance BigBonus John Lives only for his bonus Allan a Deal An infamous deal-maker. Much the Hedger's Son The son of the biggest hedge fund trader ever. Prince WallStreet The toughest banker/private equity manager/ hedge fund trader/ commodities dealer/ in the whole world. The Sheriff of the City An Old Man Churl A hero of the poor Hack! Another *********************** A COPSE IN SHERWOOD FOREST. MORNING. Hood Robin and his Scary Men sing and dance. SCARY MEN We are the filthy rich; We're ripping off the poor. We're leaving them without a stitch, The bailiff at the door. We're the golden boys of banking! Oh yeah! The golden boys of bonuses as well! We are the filthy rich; We're ripping off the poor. We take it all without a hitch, 'cos we're above the law. We're the golden boys of banking! O...
